A Chipmunk Christmas at a normal speed

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Star Wars + Christmas = Jedi Bells

Just when you thought it couldn't get any harder to keep a straight face when it came to horrible Christmas tie-in ideas, someone puts out Christmas in the Stars. This album features some interesting songs including such guests as C-3PO and R2-D2.
I guess it is rather fitting as people have already compared Luke and Jesus before. Let alone the reality that there are persons in England which have listed their official religion as Jedi. I am just waiting to sing the song, I Saw Mommy Kissing Bobba Fett.


Here are links to two of the songs I found most entertaining:

Christmas In The Stars

What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)

Just remember the checks keep coming in no matter how bad the product is when Star Wars is attached.

Queen in Japanese

Jesus for MVP

Honestly, who tackles Jesus?

Billy did and now he can't get in to heaven.

Happy Ninja Day!

This is a new one on me but today is supposedly the annual day of the ninja. So break out your shuriken, kunai, and makibishi.

And don't try to sneak up from the shadows of you will get a faceful of Shinobi style pummeling.

What's in a holiday?

I think it is interesting to see how twisted the upcoming holiday season can truly be. Countless people spend a great deal of time decorating their houses, putting up trees, planning parties, and buying presents all in the name of Christmas. It is entertaining to see facts blurred to the point where the truth is candy coated to satisfy the tastes of those who want to keep smiling. Regardless of whether you believe that many of our Christmas traditions are direct celebrations of the birth of Jesus or assimilated pagan customs is up to you. I just want to showcase our continuing obfuscation of the truth.

Take for instance a few items found at Target:

200-Light Kneeling Santa - 48"
The description reads, "A jolly Santa strikes a reverent pose, perfect for balancing the spirit of the holidays."

The best bit however is a comment left by a customer, "What does santa have to do with the birth of our lord? It is even more suprising that this item is sold out! Really people how "holy" is santa??? My rating for this item is a zero."

So how could they top that?

The True Story of Santa Claus
They have left out a description for this item. I guess they were left as speechless as I was.

There was one shameless abuse of our cultural ability to mix what we know and what we want to be at the web site T-ShirtHell.com.

They have several holiday themed wrapping papers available but the one that stood out to me was the paper featured here:
Christ Mas Tree Wrapping Paper

Sorry to be so obvious but with holiday shopping trends, politically correct terminology for either a "holiday tree" or "Christmas tree", and the perplexing question of "What really makes up fruitcake?" on my mind, I couldn't help but wonder a bit.

Happy Festivus

Disgusting youth

I am not a big fan of taking pleasure in the death of animals so I will say immediately that it would be a matter of Kharmic irony if something similar happened to this young man in a prison cell by someone named "Knuckles."

I found the most entertaining bit to be the friend who has one of the most annoying laughs ever. Part Tusken-Raider from Star Wars; part Louis from Revenge of the Nerds.

Get an inhaler already and quite biting the heads off animals.