Friday, September 08, 2006

Paris Hilton wants a burger...


CNN.com - Hilton: Hurt by events 'blown out of proportion' - Sep 8, 2006
"I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger," she said.



Quite possibly the worst cover up for "I was high on Vicodin and Colt 45" ever. Granted normal rational thought is as difficult for Ms. Hilton as a hurdles course for Stephen Hawking.

But then again America loves a ditsy blonde, I mean look how well Tom Brokaw has done for himself.


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